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robbybarr
Joined: 10 Jun 2009
Posts: 494
Location: (904)jacksonville,fl.
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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no turd in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of turd that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This turd refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a turd!!!
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chevy32935
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
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Location: Melbourne Florida
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thats funny
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phillsl
Joined: 28 May 2007
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Location: kissimmee fl
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holy shitt i dont know why but thats fcuking funny shitt right there..... i'm still laughing
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phillsl that fuckking great 
THEM DAMN CUM GUZZLERS NEED TO SHUT THEIR COCK HOLSTERS..... |
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| Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:45 pm |
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Rockford514.
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
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Location: Amelia Island Fla.
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GOOD shitt
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